Warning!! The sun might enlarge your penis!

The late summer sun is here, and it is strong. Researchers at Uppsala University have traced extraordinary high levels of the toxic substance Neonpoopocid in this years late summer sunrays. Neonpoopocid is very dangerous and can cause indigestion and occasionally an enlarged penis. Scientists believe that the results are alarming, but stresses that there are ways to protect yourself.

- The sunglasses from TPP will protect you from the harmful rays of the sun and keep your penis neat and tiny, "says Dr. Michael Bolton at Uppsala University.

The sunglasses are available in two models, the angular, wayfarer inspired "Kompis" and the round "Hombre".

The "Kompis" come in black, white, blue, purple, neon pink and neon green, they are also available in that particular color combination YOU are looking for.
The "Hombre" come in black, green tortoise, red tortoise and brown tortoise.

To order your pair, you only need to send an email to info@tinypenisproductions.com with name, color, and address, we will respond with more info on payment, etc. The price is 190 SEK/NOK- and freight is free in Sweden and Norway, if you buy two pairs or more ( Otherwise, 30SEK/NOK - in Sweden and Norway). For international orders, please contact us. All orders are shipped within 24 hours.